WANTED: Santa Monica Peanut Lady
Crime: Scattering peanuts which rile up the squirrels and birds and in turn, make Charlie crazy.
Last seen on the corner of 4th and Raymond scattering peanuts on the sidewalk.
Always seen carrying a one pound bag of peanuts (source of peanuts unknown, deal with a circus elephant suspected).
If spotted, call for back-up. Do not approach or you may come under fire of peanut pelting.
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