A Dog's Letter To Santa

Since the moment we hung the stockings and trimmed the tree after Thanksgiving, Charlie has been eagerly anticipating the arrival of Santa. Here is what he asked for this Christmas:

Dear Santa,

I have been a very good dog this year. I barked at every single delivery man that came within a yard of our front door and I dutifully cleaned up every crumb that hit the floor. I would very much like the following gifts for Christmas:

1. A new squeaky toy

2. Milkbones.

3. A second squeaky toy to replace the first one after it breaks within the first five minutes.

4. More milkbones.

5. Full access to salty meat poles.

5. One more squeaky toy, just to be safe.

6. Milkbones.

7. Did I mention the milkbones?

Lots of love and licks,

Charlie

Merry Christmas!